i love this one!!
29. My car has so much torque and power that I get nosebleed going up to
genting.
LOL!!!!!!
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"can my car go to genting" rant
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, Jun 06 2007 12:32 AM, 62 replies to this topic
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 11:22 AM
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1. Your cat* died. (*replace with pet of your choice)
2. Your car gets motion sickness
3. Malaysian bad fuel quality.
4. The air is too thin
5. you pick your nose while driving
6. The manual says specifically
"DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DRIVE TO GENTING"
7. Your parents are divorced/fine/whatever really
8. The planetary alignment does not favour my car going to genting.
9. I dreamt that (insert dream here) hence my car cant make it to
genting.
10.My friend said so (Why do you continually listen to your idiot friend)
11. You did not install winches and ropes to climb the hill! (don't
forget your safety net in case you tumble back to the Karak H'way)
12. Your car ran out of petrol after the 1st km up the hill.
13. You didn't drive, you pushed your car up!
14. You used square tyres?
15. Your car has no engine!
16. Haven't bought a car lar!
17. Your car is the Shell Ferrari Model Car!
18. Honey, I have shrunk my balls!!
19. I have not learn how to drift...
20. My car is afraid of heights
21. My car does not live in Genting
22. I am banned from going to Genting
23. My car does not gamble
24. My car is afraid of ghostly hotels
25. Lim Goh Tong refuses to sit in my car
26. My car is not allowed entry to the theme park and casino
27. Petrol from the only petrol station makes my car sick and I cannot
apply minyak angin to it
28. My parents don't let me go up, especially after sunset. No joke, i
have heard this before!
29. My car has so much torque and power that I get nosebleed going up to
genting.
30. My car runs on NGV, so cannot go up genting
31. Petrol expensive lar
32. My cornering skills too d@mn good
33. My passenger are afraid of my drifting
34. My car no ABS
35. My car tyre botak liau
36. My passenger get motion sickness when i drive
37. There is no puke bag in the car
38. The coffee bean up in genting not nice to drink
39. I left my comb at home.
40. My car air-cond not working
41. My car is really an aeroplane, and I'd much rather fly.
42. But I am not delivering tofu, and I don't drive an AE86!
43. Because I don't know where Genting is. Help?
2. Your car gets motion sickness
3. Malaysian bad fuel quality.
4. The air is too thin
5. you pick your nose while driving
6. The manual says specifically
"DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DRIVE TO GENTING"
7. Your parents are divorced/fine/whatever really
8. The planetary alignment does not favour my car going to genting.
9. I dreamt that (insert dream here) hence my car cant make it to
genting.
10.My friend said so (Why do you continually listen to your idiot friend)
11. You did not install winches and ropes to climb the hill! (don't
forget your safety net in case you tumble back to the Karak H'way)
12. Your car ran out of petrol after the 1st km up the hill.
13. You didn't drive, you pushed your car up!
14. You used square tyres?
15. Your car has no engine!
16. Haven't bought a car lar!
17. Your car is the Shell Ferrari Model Car!
18. Honey, I have shrunk my balls!!
19. I have not learn how to drift...
20. My car is afraid of heights
21. My car does not live in Genting
22. I am banned from going to Genting
23. My car does not gamble
24. My car is afraid of ghostly hotels
25. Lim Goh Tong refuses to sit in my car
26. My car is not allowed entry to the theme park and casino
27. Petrol from the only petrol station makes my car sick and I cannot
apply minyak angin to it
28. My parents don't let me go up, especially after sunset. No joke, i
have heard this before!
29. My car has so much torque and power that I get nosebleed going up to
genting.
30. My car runs on NGV, so cannot go up genting
31. Petrol expensive lar
32. My cornering skills too d@mn good
33. My passenger are afraid of my drifting
34. My car no ABS
35. My car tyre botak liau
36. My passenger get motion sickness when i drive
37. There is no puke bag in the car
38. The coffee bean up in genting not nice to drink
39. I left my comb at home.
40. My car air-cond not working
41. My car is really an aeroplane, and I'd much rather fly.
42. But I am not delivering tofu, and I don't drive an AE86!
43. Because I don't know where Genting is. Help?
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:01 PM
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44. My car don't have power steering. Cannot turn quick enough to the negotiate the twisting road.
45. No Toilet on the way up, scare I pee myself on the way.
46. Don't have bucket seat, keep getting thrown left and right when turning.
47. My car runs on rocket fuel. It goes so fast that Genting don't have a landing strip for my car.
45. No Toilet on the way up, scare I pee myself on the way.
46. Don't have bucket seat, keep getting thrown left and right when turning.
47. My car runs on rocket fuel. It goes so fast that Genting don't have a landing strip for my car.
Vroom~~~
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 06:45 PM
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WHY! WHY! WHY! http://forum.autowor...showtopic=87261
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Current Garage: 320d M-Sport, 306cabrio, Citroen C5Mk1 EXV6 3.0, Alfa Romeo 33 1.5IE, Volvo 940GLT, Pug 306XRGTi-6, E200K AG, Fiat Punto Cabrio 1.6 Abarth Custom, Volvo 740GLE 2.3A, Gen-2 1.6A
Exes : Pug305GTX, BMW E30 UK, Iswara 1.3&1.3A/B, Kawa K1, Perdana SEi, Satria 1.6A, Comel JD50, Tiara 1.1 Custom, BMW E39 523 2.5, Ford Focus 2.0S Hatch, Gen-2 1.6 M
Totalled : Saga 1.5, Wira 1.3, Merc W115, Yamaha VX250, Citroen Zx 1.9 Volcane, Pug 206CC 2.0, Fiat Multipla 1.9JTD, , Citroen C3 1.6 Sensodrive ASD Phantom
Stolen : Merc W115, Fiat 131
Current Garage: 320d M-Sport, 306cabrio, Citroen C5Mk1 EXV6 3.0, Alfa Romeo 33 1.5IE, Volvo 940GLT, Pug 306XRGTi-6, E200K AG, Fiat Punto Cabrio 1.6 Abarth Custom, Volvo 740GLE 2.3A, Gen-2 1.6A
Exes : Pug305GTX, BMW E30 UK, Iswara 1.3&1.3A/B, Kawa K1, Perdana SEi, Satria 1.6A, Comel JD50, Tiara 1.1 Custom, BMW E39 523 2.5, Ford Focus 2.0S Hatch, Gen-2 1.6 M
Totalled : Saga 1.5, Wira 1.3, Merc W115, Yamaha VX250, Citroen Zx 1.9 Volcane, Pug 206CC 2.0, Fiat Multipla 1.9JTD, , Citroen C3 1.6 Sensodrive ASD Phantom
Stolen : Merc W115, Fiat 131
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:37 PM
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48. because half way go to gotong raya makan and then come back..
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:37 PM
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Allow me to add something. No one blames us for driving slowly but please drive on the proper lane. Don't bloody hog the road and causes the whole stretch of road to get jammed up 
Tips from our so-called "expert":
1. Honda gearbox hari-hari "kong"
2. To know if a car is good, always check with the SC so please visit SC before buying car
3. Drive BMW and Mercedes don't talk about FC (even if you're driving an old model and if full tank can only go 200km, live with it)
4. A 2.4 litre car saves more fuel than a 2.0 litre car. If can afford 3.0 or 4.0 better still, save more fuel.
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:00 PM
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49. I was racing with someone dun-know-who and got carried away along Karak till i forgot to take the turning to Genting and ended up at Bentong, asking myself what am I doing huh ??? and fyi, i lost to the joker also 
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 01:10 PM
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QUOTE (darreltian @ Feb 11 2009, 12:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
49. I was racing with someone dun-know-who and got carried away along Karak till i forgot to take the turning to Genting and ended up at Bentong, asking myself what am I doing huh ??? and fyi, i lost to the joker also
LOL. Practice makes perfect. It's ok, you get to gain in cornering skills in some ways.
Tips from our so-called "expert":
1. Honda gearbox hari-hari "kong"
2. To know if a car is good, always check with the SC so please visit SC before buying car
3. Drive BMW and Mercedes don't talk about FC (even if you're driving an old model and if full tank can only go 200km, live with it)
4. A 2.4 litre car saves more fuel than a 2.0 litre car. If can afford 3.0 or 4.0 better still, save more fuel.
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:42 PM
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QUOTE (darreltian @ Feb 11 2009, 12:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
49. I was racing with someone dun-know-who and got carried away along Karak till i forgot to take the turning to Genting and ended up at Bentong, asking myself what am I doing huh ??? and fyi, i lost to the joker also
NICE ONE!
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:22 PM
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QUOTE (Glee @ Dec 10 2008, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i love this one!!
29. My car has so much torque and power that I get nosebleed going up to
genting.
LOL!!!!!!
29. My car has so much torque and power that I get nosebleed going up to
genting.
LOL!!!!!!
Yup, that was my post. I just got a new 2009 muscle car which will cause nosebleed going up to Genting. And it only cost me about the price of a well speced Myvi plus trade.
But this car still cannot go up to Genting as it lives in a different place.
