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#21
euanerin

Posted 23 November 2004 - 12:57 AM

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Thanks MsElle .

That is a good idea..beside he still owe me many abolon and sharksfin !

Hey Nick , when can redeem ah ?


BTW , PLUS has agreed to fix the damage !Just present them the ori
resit..So Nick , you r safe !



Tongue

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nick900

Posted 23 November 2004 - 01:32 AM

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hey elle, you very cruel....ah?Tongue BTW...your early tonight, no pinggan
to wash ah????Big Smile

Hey euanerin,

So sorry , heaard about the accident in the evning. We were chatting then
you left, was it around that time? Oh boy....thank god PLUS settling the
tab......Pheww......

Hey Elle,,,I dont have the 25 mil like the person on my joke, if I have
no problem-lah , can afford to do welfare.

Makan no problemo......just wait till I there, ok?Big Smile. After finished
makan Ms Elle can clean the pinggan, she is the expert-lah in
cleaning.....need any help, Elle?Tongue

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nick900

Posted 23 November 2004 - 02:14 AM

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Hey elle, a minute your here ,then now you not, disappear to the kichen &
cuci the pinggan? A lot of pinggan already piling & waiting for you since
you catch your breath and doing some inputting in this forum ah? Quick
finished up and come back here, ok?Big Smile

Hey elle, What if I make some nice coffee....& wait for your return....k?

#24
kamasnita

Posted 23 November 2004 - 10:01 AM

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What if.....mselle never buy a chevy?

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 10:05 PM

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haha u guys.. nick.. cuci pinggan is just for free lah.. helping others..
why not!.. u dont have that 25mill eh? dont worry, we just want your RM2k
to buy us that sharkfins.. otherwise, goto sharkloan lah!.. sorry la
nick.. sometimes too tired to be online at latenite.. susah mau cari
makan.. opss.. susah mau cari C200K.. hafta work hard..

what if.. nick's willing to belanja all of us in the next TT!

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 10:08 PM

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what if.. nick "will" belanja all of us in the next TT!Big Smile

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 10:12 PM

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agree!!.. poll is open!!.. count=2

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 10:16 PM

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Sorry Nick Tongue ! Coming Dec TT , u r buying us lunch !!Big Smile

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 01:11 PM

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Hey Elle, C200K susah cari.....but you if dont mind can settle for C200( -
K) dulu, then baru tackle the +K. C200(-K), murah aje.......less than 90K
only.

For makan, boleh utk u & eaunerin. Kalau mau sharkfins & abolone soup, I
tthink kena gadai I punya Nabira ke sharkloan. Duit tak cukup utk
hotel....rumah u boleh tumpang-ah?

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 10:13 PM

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what if ....

no there's no "what if" that i want to share... just an article that i
wrote in my blog. Cheers !

The Ultimate Proton
-------------------
I was doing about 120kph on a freeway this morning, when suddenly, a Waja
appeared out of nowhere behind me. Actually, I was on the express lane,
but was hindered by a Pajero in front of me (else I would have gone Mach
3 speed).

The Waja did not honk me but instead, tailed real close. I was like -
wow, our national car can really go fast. That was so out of my
expectation. I've heard rumors that a Proton car could explode,
disintegrate or something when it was throttled beyond the 100 kph mark.
But today, I witnessed it with my own eyes, that was all untrue.

Alright, I went a bit further, by maneuvering my car (Optra) into the
middle lane and smoke some rubber. I did 150 kph this time - the Proton
Waja, which to my surprise, followed suit. Oh goddamn, that was so
unbelievable ! I overtook the whole string of vehicles on the express
lane and sway back in front of them. My meter reads 160 kph. I took
another look at my rear view mirror, that Waja was still tailing me
(albeit it had kept some distance) ! Unbelievable ! I was very startled
by the engineering marvel of our own national car. Simply out of this
world.

Come think of it, Waja is actually an amazing car. It offers so many
features at a price that is so reasonable, no doubt this is the car of
choice for many young Malaysians.

One of the most notable pros of Waja is this safety feature called "the
crumple zone" - where the car would fold itself and crumple whenever it
hits anything head on, sideways or backwards. This is to absorb the
impact of any directional momentum - minimizing the risk of injury
<strike>and maximizing the cost of repair</strike>. Take for example, Ah
Seng reverses his Waja into a parking lot and it hit another car with
it's rear. Thanks to the "crumple zone" safety feature, Ah Seng's car
practically had it's rear bumper crumpled beyond recognition. Ah Seng
would have seriously lost his life right inside the parking lot if the
bumper did not crumple to absorb the impact. Kudos to Proton !

Then there's this unique feature called "Automatic glove compartment
warning system", which was an internationally well known feature.
Whenever a Waja overspeeds on a road or going through some really rough
terrain, the glove compartment drawer will automatically open -
attracting the driver's attention, prompting him to slow down. Slowing
down more often will indirectly help to prolong the life of the absorbers
and springs, not to mention reducing the risk of overspeeding. This is a
genius invention by Proton, which uses a low tech / simple mechanism, to
trigger a preventive measure on preserving the reliability of the
vehicle.

Has anyone heard about the super high tech "poka-yoke headlights
triggering system (PYHTS)" ? If you have not heard of it, then shame on
you. You see, Malaysian youths are known to be immaculate sleazebags.
They don't normally send their cars for checkup unless something is wrong
with it. That's where Proton's PYHTS comes into play. From time to time,
one of it's headlights will automatically burn it's own filament out
without reason, triggering the car owner to send his car for immediate
repair. And in the process of replacing the bulb, the car would be
thoroughly checked for problems -- which is kinda like a health check.
There would be no chance at all for the vehicle to fail (even if it
fails, there's still a crumple zone to save your life.)

And the windows. One may ask, how could an innocent car window enhance a
driving experience ? For Proton Waja, in many ways. It's windows are not
like any ordinary windows. Those are smart windows invented by Proton. It
has this build in artificial intelligence (AI) that will automatically
jam itself halfway each time a person tries to wind the windows up. Why ?
2 reasons

1) Since Waja has a powerfu1');
Áwhat if ....

no there's no "what if" that i want to share... just an article that i
wrote in my blog. Cheers !

The Ultimate Proton
-------------------
I was doing about 120kph on a freeway this morning, when suddenly, a Waja
appeared out of nowhere behind me. Actually, I was on the express lane,
but was hindered by a Pajero in front of me (else I would have gone Mach
3 speed).

The Waja did not honk me but instead, tailed real close. I was like -
wow, our national car can really go fast. That was so out of my
expectation. I've heard rumors that a Proton car could explode,
disintegrate or something when it was throttled beyond the 100 kph mark.
But today, I witnessed it with my own eyes, that was all untrue.

Alright, I went a bit further, by maneuvering my car (Optra) into the
middle lane and smoke some rubber. I did 150 kph this time - the Proton
Waja, which to my surprise, followed suit. Oh goddamn, that was so
unbelievable ! I overtook the whole string of vehicles on the express
lane and sway back in front of them. My meter reads 160 kph. I took
another look at my rear view mirror, that Waja was still tailing me
(albeit it had kept some distance) ! Unbelievable ! I was very startled
by the engineering marvel of our own national car. Simply out of this
world.

Come think of it, Waja is actually an amazing car. It offers so many
features at a price that is so reasonable, no doubt this is the car of
choice for many young Malaysians.

One of the most notable pros of Waja is this safety feature called "the
crumple zone" - where the car would fold itself and crumple whenever it
hits anything head on, sideways or backwards. This is to absorb the
impact of any directional momentum - minimizing the risk of injury
<strike>and maximizing the cost of repair</strike>. Take for example, Ah
Seng reverses his Waja into a parking lot and it hit another car wit