[Karl_Erik_Chee]

DrZ, no no no, we'll definately see each other there. According to the
latest floor plan I've seen, you company's booth is beside mine.

[Entreri]

eh!! eh!! now i got sucked into "racun" you to upgrade your car. I'm the
innocent party here

seriously la karl!! what did you do? i've racun you on so many stuffs lah!
now can't remember which

when i got your sms.. i was ecstatic. then confused. which one ah?
ahahahhaha!!!!!

do update brudder!!

eh!! this ACM thing is what?? if bored in the office i can drop by ... DrZ
you will be there too?

[Entreri]

since I'm bored and it saddens me to see no new post today i just post this
one lah!

got anything interesting to talk about or not?

ROB!!!!!! where are you?

[RobA4]

Entreri, i hear u.

Heard this b4?

One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.

The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That
means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"

[Entreri]

ehehehehhehehhee!!!!!!!!!

not sure bout the whole thing but here goes.

==============

after Henry Ford dies, he was greeted at the gate and was told that his
invention the T-model has been very benificial to mankind thus he got the
extra privelege of choosing to meet someone really important.

after much thought he said he wants to meet adam. *poof!
and he was transported to in front of adam.

then Monseur Henry tell Adam this.

I disagree with your creation of female, why do use a rib to create one. it
leaks everymonth, inconsistent with the nasty mood swings and just too noisy!

then adam raising his finger and signal for Ford to be quiet, he went to
the big machine puch here and there make a little wrinkly face and come
back to Mssr Ford.

Adam said " your creation might not leak, more consistent and tad quieter
than mine, but last i check the no of men riding my creation is far more
than yours."

[RobA4]

Entrei,

Since this is a VAG thread thing, did u know that :-

Ted Bundy was arrested while driving his VW Bug and Charles Manson was
obsessed with the VW Bug.

Freaky man...

[RobA4]

And to cap it all off, (hope u've not heard this b4)


A German visiting London asks a hooker for a shag and she tells him
it's twenty quid. "Fine," he says, "but I'm a bit kinky." She agrees
that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent.

They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to
some straps. "I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on
each knee," he asks. The hooker is worried that she's getting into
something a bit heavy, but she goes along with his request.

Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him
which she does grudgingly.

Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and
finally he takes a duck call whistle from his pocket. "Blow on this
while I'm shagging you," he tells her.

So he's banging away while she's bouncing on the springs blowing the
duck whistle. Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so much so in
fact that she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she's ever had.

After they've finished she says, "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex
I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so
good?"

"Ah," he replies, smiling, "Foursprung Duck Technique."

[Entreri]

THAT"S THE BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*laughing like crazy!!!!!

[Entreri]

hey!! it shows that the "bug" fever can go across many barriers my friend!

here's another tale. I never tell this to others but i guess i have to top
it off (if i could)

====================================

a day at the farm - The horse and & chicken story

There's this typical modern farmer, with his vast farm and its entire
animals. There's this horse and a chicken who is the closest of friends.

one day as they're doing their daily walks they decided to explore other
parts of the farm. the horse with the longer legs is always at the front.
suddenly the horse step on to this mud and began sinking. the more he
struggle to break free, the deeper he got suck!

horse : "Help me, I'm sinking. i don't want to die"
chicken : "don't worry, i'll help you. what can i do?"
horse : "go to the house, get the tractor bring it here and pull me out!"

thus the chicken dash to the house and search for the tractor. seeing
there's no tractor, the chicken got on to the farmer's BMW drive it to the
mud-quicksand, tie a rope at the BMW and lasso it to the horse's body. the
put it on "D" and and stamp on the pedal.

thus the Horse is safe, and their friendship grows stronger.

the next day, they went through their normal walk ritual. being slightly
injured the chicken are able to keep pace with the horse. and suddenly,
the chicken fell into somewhat similar mud-quicksand as yesterday.

chicken : "quick go and get the car and pull me out of here"
horse : "no don't worry, i don't need those"

The horse pull out his d1ck, lassoed around the chicken and pull her out.

thus!! my friends!!

what is the Morale of the story?

come on 5 minutes

[RobA4]

Uhh???.. u don't need a Beemer to pull chicks if you're hung like a horse???