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signs that you are a citroen owner
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#32
Posted 06 September 2003 - 10:49 AM
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wah .... takut takut .... u all wanna seperate me and my 1 month old baby
meh ? hehe
Anthony
meh ? hehe
Anthony
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 09:31 AM
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#52 you start calling singapore spare parts shops for cheaper deals (if
any); then
#53 you start making appointments for workshops in thailand to fix the
spares you bought from singapore.
any); then
#53 you start making appointments for workshops in thailand to fix the
spares you bought from singapore.
#34
Posted 08 September 2003 - 12:25 PM
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Compiled peom now up to no 53 ....
happy reading...
NorthZX
1.you know our mechanic better than your mother in-law
2. you can spell and pronounce names like pur-flux, valeo, hydraurincage,
paris-rhone correctly
3. you ever turn off the radio and wind down windows to listen to usual
noise from your car
4. you become handy with super glue
5. you complained about pain sitting in other type of car
6. you always check if the oil stain at your porch floor changed shape or
size
7. you always renew your AAM membership on time
8. the spare part shop give you frequent shopper discount
9. you know all the potong shop that stock french car parts
10. your wife threatened seperation if you spend your weekend thinkering
with your car
11. you can joke and boast about your break down
12. you never worry about car thef
13. you have a bottle of lhm in your boot
14. We race only on winding roads, to take advantage of good road
handling... straight line, we got tapaued.. and claim that what the Japs
specialty..
15. We belanja our machanic to make sure they take care of your car..and
say it thats you and your mechanics are more than friends..
16. Very few of us buy brand new CITROEN.. we wait to be second hand
owners as the second hand value drops too quickly...
17. We put up a budget every month for repairs.. sometimes 1/2 of monthly
payments..
18. Even though how expensive the charges are, you still claim it is
cheaper than Alfa and Fiats.. and comparable to Proton..
19. Always claim proton buyers do not know what is 'Value for Money'..
20. We pray for at least 1/2 before long journey for the car not to break
down..
21. You hang around forums like this and post mesgs like "Re: signs that
you are a citroen owner"
22. Your phone bills look as though you are having an affair with the
mechanic (just as well we dun have female mechs here)
23. Your gf/wife threatens separation if you MENTION the word "CITROEN"
again...
24. You defend the Citroen tooth and nail the moment somebody says
that "it's expensive to maintain" or "parts are difficult to find" or "no
good wan lar"
25. You also carry a spare bottle of battery water, engine oil, brake
fluid, ATF, and several bottles of water
26. You have a full complement of tools to open each and every nut, bolt,
hex screw,and torx screw and you have a multimeter in hand to test each
and every circuit.
27. The moment you open your mouth about Citroen the word comfort,
handling and power comes out...despite the repairs involved.
28. u consider to buy Haynes Manual book (rm90.00)
29. and study all 300pages
30. buku 555 dalam pocket. to keep track how much you've spent this month
31.U greet other Citroen owner/driver like ur long lost brother.
32.Home is where the Citroen is most of the time and therefore you go
home to the workshop and visit the house that you bought or rent for a
bath and change of clothes then go to work.
33.Your bank account reflects your distributorship with Citroen France
and as a dealer with most spare parts shops.
34.Your total mileage (odometer) in the Citroen is made up of generally a
major part the distance it takes to get to the workshop... the rest is
half way to work/home or half way to an urgent meeting/appointment.
35.You have a room specifically set aside in your house/apt for Citroen
spareparts and a large cabinet of files/references etc which is Citroen
related.
36.When you go to a bookshop, the first thing you do when you see a
magazine on the shelf is to look for a Citroen article, if none you'd
move onto the next magazine....
37. Wife wakes up alone in bed on a Saturday morning only to find husband
in the garage under another babe's 'hood'
38. You use the phrase 'Nothing moves you like a Citroen' as the welcome
note on your Nokia.
39. you give your car a French woman name.
40. you car maintenance record is more complete and in order than your
income tax from ( receipts and all ). come to think of it if the
government give tax break y P dR3 dR3 < MsgType 1 8 9 P :c (! sTitle ) 9 % ! ) X an@tm.net.my ost: A ! d last_poster_id '1', ' A A D3* L Asia/Kuala_Lumpur @ A b 0 ( awRating u r tailin er u! @ ( t ` y ! 2200369', '24338', 'Kia Picanto Owner', '0', 'edlim', '2f8f8e16145c01232c972a7cb0d67db8', '36461', ' ' 8 9 y Y/b d I ! (! @ sState y 9 l cally based on alphabetical order, V is higher than E. Even in T
brand, G spec is higher than E spec. ' ! y % -06-07 18:54:14.000 9 ! Q ƹ 4! X szDesc 9 9 2 l! P D FileID rPostCoun! 9 0 112.8 9 ! ' ! ! X sStartName 9 9 C ! H= (" ! 8 sStartDate 9 9 HG 4" x! nDepth 9 9 Ё, l" " x forum_id 9 9 a " xF " `" sIPAddress 9 9 " 2 % " 0 sPostParent 9 9 ܯ[
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# % @# # nNewTopic selah A 9 X you start calling singapore spare parts shops P2 y A h 2725422', '24338', 'Kia Picanto Owner', '0', 'khyee68', '5c53d92c6fda1dafa6ccaf17238e29e0', '36702', ' f] y signs that you are a citroen owner ecord opinion?? ate, starter_id, starter_name, start_date, forum_id,topic_firstpost, old_UserID, pinned, approved) Y ؞ 0 8311', '33075', 'signs that you are a citroen owner', '0', 'Entreri', ' 9 Y cC$ l% X[ # % sOldUserID 9 6 9 # % `% " sMessage erday o( 9 X Ј ( 1 ( p H 24198 y 1 ` other extreme is people driving on the right lane at slow speed with
hazard lights on during raining. !\n A y сX & X H? Hidden ID stCount wo ' y A p 7145132', '10919', 'HONK TWICE WHEN U SEE THIS CAR!', '1', 'promoking', '8aaa8a8b2ecdefcebb25f68713bd3a97 iy y H silver, i prefer black, cause its cool, blue also quite nice, sharp
colour, hope to get my city asap ' co! y ! nt? z ! ! p> a punya zx ni? t: ! Hy S 2954089', '24395', 'KIA SPECTRA CLINIC.', '0', 'gUNSHEAD', '93f8b341aa614442aab8f223d615bb71', '30026', ' ! y #52 you start calling singapore spare parts shops for cheaper deals (if
any); then
#53 you start making appointments for workshops in thailand to fix the
spares you bought from singapore.
"0" a ! y ) nza...its unethical..
if me, i will never do it...because i dont want people to do it on my car.
A y TR3 |, xF FileID rPostCount , '0 y A could always drop by at any Traffic Police Station and have a check
with them as they should help you. y p1 .... takut takut .... u al
happy reading...
NorthZX
1.you know our mechanic better than your mother in-law
2. you can spell and pronounce names like pur-flux, valeo, hydraurincage,
paris-rhone correctly
3. you ever turn off the radio and wind down windows to listen to usual
noise from your car
4. you become handy with super glue
5. you complained about pain sitting in other type of car
6. you always check if the oil stain at your porch floor changed shape or
size
7. you always renew your AAM membership on time
8. the spare part shop give you frequent shopper discount
9. you know all the potong shop that stock french car parts
10. your wife threatened seperation if you spend your weekend thinkering
with your car
11. you can joke and boast about your break down
12. you never worry about car thef
13. you have a bottle of lhm in your boot
14. We race only on winding roads, to take advantage of good road
handling... straight line, we got tapaued.. and claim that what the Japs
specialty..
15. We belanja our machanic to make sure they take care of your car..and
say it thats you and your mechanics are more than friends..
16. Very few of us buy brand new CITROEN.. we wait to be second hand
owners as the second hand value drops too quickly...
17. We put up a budget every month for repairs.. sometimes 1/2 of monthly
payments..
18. Even though how expensive the charges are, you still claim it is
cheaper than Alfa and Fiats.. and comparable to Proton..
19. Always claim proton buyers do not know what is 'Value for Money'..
20. We pray for at least 1/2 before long journey for the car not to break
down..
21. You hang around forums like this and post mesgs like "Re: signs that
you are a citroen owner"
22. Your phone bills look as though you are having an affair with the
mechanic (just as well we dun have female mechs here)
23. Your gf/wife threatens separation if you MENTION the word "CITROEN"
again...
24. You defend the Citroen tooth and nail the moment somebody says
that "it's expensive to maintain" or "parts are difficult to find" or "no
good wan lar"
25. You also carry a spare bottle of battery water, engine oil, brake
fluid, ATF, and several bottles of water
26. You have a full complement of tools to open each and every nut, bolt,
hex screw,and torx screw and you have a multimeter in hand to test each
and every circuit.
27. The moment you open your mouth about Citroen the word comfort,
handling and power comes out...despite the repairs involved.
28. u consider to buy Haynes Manual book (rm90.00)
29. and study all 300pages
30. buku 555 dalam pocket. to keep track how much you've spent this month
31.U greet other Citroen owner/driver like ur long lost brother.
32.Home is where the Citroen is most of the time and therefore you go
home to the workshop and visit the house that you bought or rent for a
bath and change of clothes then go to work.
33.Your bank account reflects your distributorship with Citroen France
and as a dealer with most spare parts shops.
34.Your total mileage (odometer) in the Citroen is made up of generally a
major part the distance it takes to get to the workshop... the rest is
half way to work/home or half way to an urgent meeting/appointment.
35.You have a room specifically set aside in your house/apt for Citroen
spareparts and a large cabinet of files/references etc which is Citroen
related.
36.When you go to a bookshop, the first thing you do when you see a
magazine on the shelf is to look for a Citroen article, if none you'd
move onto the next magazine....
37. Wife wakes up alone in bed on a Saturday morning only to find husband
in the garage under another babe's 'hood'
38. You use the phrase 'Nothing moves you like a Citroen' as the welcome
note on your Nokia.
39. you give your car a French woman name.
40. you car maintenance record is more complete and in order than your
income tax from ( receipts and all ). come to think of it if the
government give tax break y P dR3 dR3 < MsgType 1 8 9 P :c (! sTitle ) 9 % ! ) X an@tm.net.my ost: A ! d last_poster_id '1', ' A A D3* L Asia/Kuala_Lumpur @ A b 0 ( awRating u r tailin er u! @ ( t ` y ! 2200369', '24338', 'Kia Picanto Owner', '0', 'edlim', '2f8f8e16145c01232c972a7cb0d67db8', '36461', ' ' 8 9 y Y/b d I ! (! @ sState y 9 l cally based on alphabetical order, V is higher than E. Even in T
brand, G spec is higher than E spec. ' ! y % -06-07 18:54:14.000 9 ! Q ƹ 4! X szDesc 9 9 2 l! P D FileID rPostCoun! 9 0 112.8 9 ! ' ! ! X sStartName 9 9 C ! H= (" ! 8 sStartDate 9 9 HG 4" x! nDepth 9 9 Ё, l" " x forum_id 9 9 a " xF " `" sIPAddress 9 9 " 2 % " 0 sPostParent 9 9 ܯ[
# @U @# `% Hx# sEditDate rday o9 9 d L# P x# # sPostKey ng arou9 9 w:
# % @# # nNewTopic selah A 9 X you start calling singapore spare parts shops P2 y A h 2725422', '24338', 'Kia Picanto Owner', '0', 'khyee68', '5c53d92c6fda1dafa6ccaf17238e29e0', '36702', ' f] y signs that you are a citroen owner ecord opinion?? ate, starter_id, starter_name, start_date, forum_id,topic_firstpost, old_UserID, pinned, approved) Y ؞ 0 8311', '33075', 'signs that you are a citroen owner', '0', 'Entreri', ' 9 Y cC$ l% X[ # % sOldUserID 9 6 9 # % `% " sMessage erday o( 9 X Ј ( 1 ( p H 24198 y 1 ` other extreme is people driving on the right lane at slow speed with
hazard lights on during raining. !\n A y сX & X H? Hidden ID stCount wo ' y A p 7145132', '10919', 'HONK TWICE WHEN U SEE THIS CAR!', '1', 'promoking', '8aaa8a8b2ecdefcebb25f68713bd3a97 iy y H silver, i prefer black, cause its cool, blue also quite nice, sharp
colour, hope to get my city asap ' co! y ! nt? z ! ! p> a punya zx ni? t: ! Hy S 2954089', '24395', 'KIA SPECTRA CLINIC.', '0', 'gUNSHEAD', '93f8b341aa614442aab8f223d615bb71', '30026', ' ! y #52 you start calling singapore spare parts shops for cheaper deals (if
any); then
#53 you start making appointments for workshops in thailand to fix the
spares you bought from singapore.
"0" a ! y ) nza...its unethical..if me, i will never do it...because i dont want people to do it on my car.
A y TR3 |, xF FileID rPostCount , '0 y A could always drop by at any Traffic Police Station and have a check
with them as they should help you. y p1 .... takut takut .... u al
#35
Posted 08 September 2003 - 03:01 PM
Entreri
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ekekekek!!!!!!!!!
53.5 while you're in Thailand you call hook-up with other northern owner
and starts to explore the "city" while waiting for your cit to be ready.
don't know whether this qualify or not lah... but a certain xantia owner in
A.S is pretty happy when i told him that I'm going to join him to the other
side of the border. and he starts to suggest loads of suggestions to "kill"
time while we're there.
err.. err... come to think of it, all those suggestions are pretty similar
lah!! all have to do with "relaxation of the body"
53.5 while you're in Thailand you call hook-up with other northern owner
and starts to explore the "city" while waiting for your cit to be ready.
don't know whether this qualify or not lah... but a certain xantia owner in
A.S is pretty happy when i told him that I'm going to join him to the other
side of the border. and he starts to suggest loads of suggestions to "kill"
time while we're there.
err.. err... come to think of it, all those suggestions are pretty similar
lah!! all have to do with "relaxation of the body"
#36
Posted 09 September 2003 - 09:04 AM
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Enteri,
dat is very very funny
dat is very very funny
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Posted 10 September 2003 - 01:21 AM
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# 54 - Always a subject of "Mockery" (bahan lawak) at accessory and spare
part shops.
U see, I always had this fear of visiting accesory shops and spare part
shops. Nevermind they do not have the parts that I want. It is just that
they always make fun of my BX. A visit to an accesory shop to fit
spotlights they said, "Ini kereta Polis Jepun pakai seluar pendek zaman
dulu-dulu punya pakai." A query at a spare part shop for radiator hoses I
got, "Ini kereta orang Cina cakap lu pakai sampai rugi! HA-HA-HA-HA"
beramai-ramai. Kurang-hajar!
Stupid! They are right!! Stupid Stupid.
Malu...... duhhh...
Pakai sampai rugi...... straight on my forehead
part shops.
U see, I always had this fear of visiting accesory shops and spare part
shops. Nevermind they do not have the parts that I want. It is just that
they always make fun of my BX. A visit to an accesory shop to fit
spotlights they said, "Ini kereta Polis Jepun pakai seluar pendek zaman
dulu-dulu punya pakai." A query at a spare part shop for radiator hoses I
got, "Ini kereta orang Cina cakap lu pakai sampai rugi! HA-HA-HA-HA"
beramai-ramai. Kurang-hajar!
Stupid! They are right!! Stupid Stupid.
Malu...... duhhh...
Pakai sampai rugi...... straight on my forehead
#38
Posted 10 September 2003 - 09:10 AM
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that's why... use a ZX... usually they say kereta ini banyak problem dan
part mahal... tapi... highway shiok bawak laju... tak rasa... kereta
powweeerrrr.....
part mahal... tapi... highway shiok bawak laju... tak rasa... kereta
powweeerrrr.....
#39
Posted 11 September 2003 - 04:56 PM
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55. Have acquired the canny ability to describe and produce words like
eg. "nyek nyek", "tuk tuk" which is quite close to the real sound. And
the irony is, we all can relate the sounds with each other !!!!
eg. "nyek nyek", "tuk tuk" which is quite close to the real sound. And
the irony is, we all can relate the sounds with each other !!!!
#40
Posted 11 September 2003 - 11:31 PM
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56: You get worry when your car don't give you problem for 2 months in a
row.
row.
